As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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