Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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