Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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