Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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