that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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