ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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