yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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