YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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