oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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