talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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