I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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