So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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