is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
