Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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