don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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