How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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