You're my little dorito
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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