So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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