I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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