ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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