'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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