I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
