3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
