yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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