a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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