you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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