I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
