Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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