Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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