We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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