reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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