She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
