Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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