About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Randomize
