return my video game
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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