Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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