so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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