How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Holy shit dude........stairs
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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