I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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