scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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