It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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