I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
where does the pee come out of this thing
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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