I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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