She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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