Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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