All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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