I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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