You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
