I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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