i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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