is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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