is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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