we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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