she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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