can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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