I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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